The type of music I listen to really does affect how I act. 

I prefer pop-punk Sam to most of the other Sams in here. 



Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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Another good thing about living alone- I can sing ‘Suck My Kiss’ at the top of my lungs in the kitchen at midnight.

"vanilla sex stuff"? As a French person, my only question is.. what’s that?

A great deal of native English speakers don’t understand that either, don’t worry, I think it’s an idiom I made up.

When you refer to something as ‘vanilla’, it means plain or normal. Like vanilla ice-cream is often considered the ‘plain’ flavour that you make interesting by adding stuff to it, vanilla sex is the act of intercourse.

It can also be used as a negative- if something is ‘a bit vanilla’, it’s plain or boring.

Hope that helps! It was clearer in my head, I must say…

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My therapist just told me a joke.



So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


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Anonymous said: Thanks! :) But let's say that everything is a bit new with my boyfriend and I have very little idea what to say, you know... Sorry. It's weird, but apart from 'I want you" I don't really know what to tell him :/

Ah, yeah, I get where you’re coming from. 

Tell him what you want him to do- if you’ve got no idea if his kinks are the same as yours, go for vanilla sex stuff. In my experience, it’s not hard to get a guy hard. 

well it changes you, but tbh, you still look good!

Aw, thanks! I just don’t feel like it matches me. Which is weird because it’s still my hair… 

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Anonymous said: Sorry, my question's goanne be a bit delicate. You might not wish to answer and I'd understand. What are the sexy talks that turn you on (from a girl)??

Hey, I don’t mind answering :) I’ll answer anything, so long as it won’t incriminate me. 

I’ll stick it under a read more because of reasons.

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He tastes like you only sweeteeeeeer


He tastes like you only sweeteeeeeer

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I never have liked how my hair looks without gel. 

I never have liked how my hair looks without gel.