Okay let’s be real for a second.

If you see me online over the next two days, tell me off (nicely), because I should either be working or sleeping.

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via stephenharperpm)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via whattothewhatwhat)

Tags: yes good

lintufriikki:

bird friends~ `v´

(via kelasparmak)

*dies because holding down a day job and an evening job is fucking exhausting*

  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

I need to sleep. I’ve been putting it off more than I put off updating Windows.

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

(via doyoubelieveinnargles)

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

(via asgards-mints)

Right, food and ready for work.

I call it work, but it’s basically getting paid to piss around with martial arts for four hours.